I usually sit in the living room after dinner, where I have an old pipe that I learned to smoke in a totally incorrect. Inhale deeply the smoke that emerges, this bow in a state of torpor postsega liquid and placed next to the magical potion of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." All this combined with copious libations of bad lambrusco supermarket, that given the young age el `ignorance on the subject, I consider wine to be class, not knowing that the wine inside the bottle there is very little, replaced by strange blast furnace dust waste. My specialties are bleak all `egg noodles with sauce made from` soffrittura of bacon and sausages in liters d `d` chili oil and garlic, resulting in a mixture that can clog the arteries in tenths of a second, but also getting the excuse "blocking traffic". These meals can not shit for three days. In the past I tried to buy the lasagna ready, but the results were to be admitted to a hostel full of students. Instead of blanching the pasta and then put them in the pan, I decided to dress with the sauce and put them in the oven directly. After one hour, noting the total crud `Onduline same type of asbestos, I eat together with my companions in misfortune, getting stuck on the bed until the evening in the grip of severe abdominal pain and bloating-based sulfide gas. This diet university, when non sia associata alla frequentazione della mensa a mille lire, provoca la formazione di un addome che non necessariamente coincide con un ingrassamento generale. L`aspetto che si ottiene e` quello tipico del carpentiere che conosce solo l`utilizzo della birra come dissetante, cosce e mani sufficientemente magre e toniche, panzetta scesa e rotonda, che si abbronza alle prime scamiciate estive, porchettandosi leggermente se รจ glabra. Forte delle mie nozioni di cucina, decido di invitare il Rossi e company nel salotto buono. La cena si trascina miseramente tra il baccano licenzioso dei commensali che ammiccano peccaminosamente nei confronti della vecchia badante. Si fanno rozze insinuazioni sul fatto che io sovente possa consolare con prestazioni sessuali la sua vetusta loneliness, I reiterate my total estrangement `the facts and confirm the research of hair possibly iseffino youth. To avoid the devastation of old furniture, I propose an initiative that now it is also shared among the celebrants: pornazzo a film, seen in a group. We are a dozen loud and we go to the 'last show. In the hall we see a few people around to stay in the throat soporific saw before bedtime. The film is titled "Women restless" and is the last `quality ladder in terms of amateur theatrical, film and literature. The plot is laughable, at least as can be the life of Emilio Fede: A prostitute researcher install cameras in the alcove of his work to resume sexual vices and virtues of its customers. Will eventually beaten by a maniac who will submit to the anal and oral exhausting practices and obsessive, useless to tell the sound volume of our comments and our laughter, which irritates the other spectators, who often counsels us to be quiet, because they can not to follow the dialogue, needless to film d'essai. In the hustle and bustle of something that fails to provoke even a timid erection but only a bromide hilarity, there squirms in the cinema seats. Only the next morning I find I have lost my license and I realize sadly that the only place where this is done may have been the only cinema. With great sadness, I have ad una pericolosa ricerca tra i sedili della sala, dove alcuni addetti alle pulizia, coscienti della programmazione serale in corso, riescono ad equivocare malignamente la cinematica dello smarrimento dei miei documenti. Dopo aver incontrato una serie di sborrate quasi secche, trovo i miei documenti intonsi e me ne vado tra il rossore, ritenendo fiato sprecato il tentativo di giustificarmi davanti a madri di famiglia con lo straccio in mano.
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